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Jeran
Posts : 9 Join date : 2008-10-25
| Subject: Corrupt a wish Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:50 pm | |
| One person makes a wish, the next person gives the corrupted outcome.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I spent a dollar. | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:07 am | |
| Granted, But each time you touch paper it spontanously combusts, So it doesn't last long enough to spend. Eventually you go bankrupt and are seen as an Enemy of Enviromentalists with all the paper burning, Who TP your house whenever your not around.
I wish I had a Tail. :3 | |
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Sarcy Admin
Posts : 168 Join date : 2008-10-23 Age : 36 Location : BFE, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| Your wish would be granted, only you proved yourself in a hunting sport to have it docked.
I wish I had a 1976 Chevy Corvette. | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:23 am | |
| Granted, but it explodes in your face. You survive but remain with a pretty pink scar that looks like a well drawn unicorn. I wish for a cup of Delicious Coffee. | |
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SilverBlaze85
Posts : 113 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 38 Location : My own DreamWorld
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:10 pm | |
| Granted....but you get spooked by a spider crawling up your leg and drop the coffee into your lap, some of it splashing up and shorting out your keyboard.
*gryns* I wish I lived in a log cabin. | |
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Sarcy Admin
Posts : 168 Join date : 2008-10-23 Age : 36 Location : BFE, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:16 pm | |
| Granted, but you end up in my house, and the lane washes out so you can't drive back out.
I wish my pincushion was larger. | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:57 am | |
| Granted, but it becomes animated and stabs pins into you!
I wish I was a Banana, for some awkward reason. | |
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Dante Admin
Posts : 212 Join date : 2008-10-22
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:33 am | |
| Granted, but you're left in the monkey pit at the zoo.
I wish I was taller. | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:38 am | |
| Granted, but you need new clothes, You keep bashing your head against the door frame in your house and people mistake you for a lamp post/hat stand.
I wish I was shorter. | |
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Dante Admin
Posts : 212 Join date : 2008-10-22
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:24 am | |
| Granted, but Morgan Freeman steps on you.
I wish I didn't have to deal with drama | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:21 pm | |
| Granted, you know have two deal with a three headed Monster which breaths acid at you, while it's sharp tail lashes out, and it tells Racist Jokes at your expense.
I wish I had wings! WOOOOOSH! | |
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Dante Admin
Posts : 212 Join date : 2008-10-22
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:01 pm | |
| Icarus. Need I say more?
I wish I didn't have to sleep | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:07 pm | |
| Granted, although you get none of the benefits that sleep brings, so you lose some beauty sleep and eventually are forced by goverment degree to wear a paper bag over your unappealing face.
I wish I had a foxy fursuit! ^.^ | |
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SilverBlaze85
Posts : 113 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 38 Location : My own DreamWorld
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:24 pm | |
| Deal, but you get caught up in a horrible curse by hitting a witch with your tail, resulting in you being trapped in your fursuit forever. As you're running away from her, you get lost in the woods, and become a real foxes love slave. *smirks*
I wish everyone's @$$ was as big as mine. | |
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Sarcy Admin
Posts : 168 Join date : 2008-10-23 Age : 36 Location : BFE, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:50 pm | |
| Granted, But not everyone has a donkey, so instead everyone then gets identical donkeys to yours. You loose your ass and can't find it then.
I wish I had a copy of Brisco County Jr. | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:22 am | |
| Granted, But it's an illegal Copy which attracts Polie Officers attention, Soon you have your computer confiscated, Your car regurlarly searched for mexicans and a full cavity search. Just because you hade one torrented copy of something.
I wish I had X-Ray Vision. | |
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EarlMadness
Posts : 8 Join date : 2008-10-26
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:35 pm | |
| Granted , only to have the first thing you see be Hugh Hefner, Bea Arthur and Michael Moore...clogging.
I wish it rained lemondrops | |
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Sarcy Admin
Posts : 168 Join date : 2008-10-23 Age : 36 Location : BFE, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:21 pm | |
| Granted, but Lemon tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet, but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat. What this has to do with lemon drops, I'm not sure.
I wish people wouldn't ask stupid questions. | |
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Nelix
Posts : 42 Join date : 2008-11-16 Age : 33 Location : The DeathFox.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:54 am | |
| Granted, People refuse to ask questions whatsever, and we're all stuck in limbo waiting for the waitress of the cafe to ask us if we're ready to order. o.o For all Enternity!
I wish I had a sandwhich. | |
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Deathtiger Admin
Posts : 80 Join date : 2008-10-22 Age : 34 Location : The Dead lands of the Northwest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:58 pm | |
| Granted, but the sandwich was made with rotten eggs and dumpster mayonnaise , and the bread was licked by a toothless trucker named Earl.
I wish this damn cold I have would go away. | |
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Sarcy Admin
Posts : 168 Join date : 2008-10-23 Age : 36 Location : BFE, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:52 pm | |
| Granted, but in your weakened state having kicked the cold you catch Ebola.
I wish my foot would quit hurting. | |
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SilverBlaze85
Posts : 113 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 38 Location : My own DreamWorld
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:14 pm | |
| To make it stop hurting, it turns to titanuim. You accidently break your leg by kicking in your sleep, and randomly break peoples' feet by stepping on them.
I wish for a never-ending supply of RC. | |
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Sarcy Admin
Posts : 168 Join date : 2008-10-23 Age : 36 Location : BFE, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:06 pm | |
| Granted, but it rains from the sky and makes everything sticky and unappealing.
I wish I could do magic. | |
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SilverBlaze85
Posts : 113 Join date : 2008-11-01 Age : 38 Location : My own DreamWorld
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| Granted, but the government finds out and turns you into a giant science experiment, making you live out the rest of your days like a hampster.
I wish that I had a puppy. | |
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Deathtiger Admin
Posts : 80 Join date : 2008-10-22 Age : 34 Location : The Dead lands of the Northwest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:07 pm | |
| Granted, but the puppy was carrying the rage virus and has turned the neighborhood and city you know and care about into crazed rabies victims who listen to The Jonas Brothers (ouch)
I wish that I was famous. | |
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